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1. I went to my doctor for some help on erectile dysfunction.

The doctor said, "the best thing I can recommend first is diet and exercise." I replied, "Sure, but how am I supposed to convince my wife to diet and exercise?"

2. Which gym did jesus go to?

. Cross fit

3. I accidentally smeared ketchup on my eyes

And now i have heinz sight

4. My wife called my last night and said "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked for you to the dog"

I was home in 5 minutes. Hate for anything to happen to my dog.

5. The Waiter was happy he was getting a tip, but then glares at the Zombie couple, specially the boyfriend once he looked down. "Not that kind of Tip sir!"

6. When does a bad joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

7. A man was arrested on Tuesday, after apparently receiving a legal medical procedure that some in the medical community are now calling “Fecal Microbiota Transplantation”.

The man in question has now been charged with Insider Trading.

8. I'm not sure what Justin Timberlake's favorite month is, but...

it's gotta be may

9. Two weeks ago, I sent my hearing aid for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

10. "Please doctor," I said, shaking my unresponsiveness father. "He needs your help!"

He took one look and said, "It's too late, sir." "Too late?" I frowned. "What do you mean it's too late!!" He said, "My shift finishes in ten minutes."

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